Keywords: Bears, Chicago Bears, Grossman, Kyle, Kyle Orton, Lindsay Lohan, Orton, Rex Grossman, Super Hot
Kyle Orton is Super-Hot
August 28, 2008
Tony Giordano
Kyle Orton is Super-Hot
I don't know how many people have heard this outside of Chicago but it was in the news recently that Lindsay Lohan was quoted as saying that Kyle Orton is "super-hot" after seeing him on the dance floor. For those of you who are unfamiliar with Orton, he has sort of a grizzly adams look going on, only he has a beard. (But Grizzly Adams did have a beard...) Anyways, the more pressing issue in Chicago seems to be that Orton is already in the news for something other than his play on the field. After seeing how poorly the Chicago public treats Grossman, you know that Orton wants to do and say everything right to try and keep the fans on his side. So was this the right move? I for one say yes, yes it was. Hell, the fans in Chicago have had nothing to cheer for in the quarterback department for years, and although he may not lead us to the super bowl, I'll take a moral victory when I can get it. All kidding aside, Orton put up adequate numbers last week against the 49ers throwing for 147 yards and two touchdowns. It looks to me like the management at Halas Hall have finally made a good decision at the quarterback position by handing the ball over to the more capable, responsible candidate. Will this be enough to bring the Bears back to the playoffs, only time will tell.
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